And sometimes there are friends. . .

And sometimes you have THAT friend. Purely platonic, makes you laugh your ass off, just love being around each other, Friend! And sometimes you have late night text message conversation from across countries. And SOMETIMES, they read like this.
(It was MUCH funnier to leave MY part of this conversation out!)


11:23PM (my time) 8:23PM (his time)
~Rough Day but I am @ my favorite San Diego bar, Jimmy Loves and there is a good band. Things are looking up.

~I am happy here but it would d be more fun to have someone to talk to rather than text. Perfect weather. My server has a great rack.

~I am pretty sure I am making the poor girl nervous but her body is amazing. This is what wars are fought for. I wish I were 25.

~I would not even get out of the blocks, but it is nice to think about. Damn she is young and sweet. Ska version of Jammin, nice.

~Then I wish I were there for you. I am feeling a bit lonely as well. I should pick up and oriental girl to bolster my confidence. There are several available.

~Reggae version of Hang on Snoopy. I should learn an instrument, I would get more ass for sure.

~I’d play base, somewhat in the background but setting the pace. Born on the Bayou now with a blues influence. I might get shitty tonight.

~The key is to get away without leaving. To escape even for a few hours thru drink, drugs or good loving. I would devastate this girl.

~That is where I am trying to get but @ $9 a glass. I should go home and get up early to run and save my cash for Bermuda.

~Going on the 4th glass drinking alone. Sad, but better that sober. Life would be easier if I were attracted to women my own age.

~I think he is a tool. Too self centered for you. It’s all about him. He’s a boy, you need a man.

~I can usually spot it across the room. You need and organic herb farmer or something of that ilk. Someone who knows who he is and where he fits, a man.

~Superstition by Stevie Wonder. Eclectic mix, very nice.

~No, you just need a guy who knows where he fits and is OK with it. Most of us are trying to get someplace else rather than enjoying where we are.

~I am getting near drunk enough to dance with the trannies. Should head home before tragedy occurs.

~Just ordered another, roll the dice.

~5 glasses of wine in an hour and a half. I am feeling sexy.

~Play that funky music!!! WTF? I can’t go home.

1:00AM (my time) 10:00PM (his time)
~Ignore him it will be good for his ego. I am headed back the hotel for some softcore porn.

(10:56AM my time 7:56AM his time the next morning )
~Ouch, a bit shaky this morning. Drinking alone is sad.